10/19/09 Grif.Net - Ticket

[Dr. Bob]

Trying to fix his stalled car, Mr. "A" (he asked to keep his name anonymous)
broke the gas line. The gas soaked his shirt, but the car started.

Driving to a repair shop, he lit a cigarette and his sleeve caught fire.
Thinking that the wind would extinguish the flame, he stuck it out the
window. This attracted a passing police car.

They doused the flame but gave him a ticket -- for illegal use of a firearm.

Oh my.

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
b...@grif.net
www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"