11/01/23 Grif.Net - New Month, Old Puns

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Nov 1, 2023, 10:23:53 AM11/1/23

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[Each month begins with puns. After coffee, of course, but laughs and groans most certainly follow]

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

I used to be addicted to soap. But I’m clean now.

I’m very pleased with my new refrigerator magnet. So far, I’ve got twelve fridges.

I was shocked when I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof.

I put a new freezer next to the refrigerator; now they’re just chilling.

I’m marketing a new lunch idea using alphabet soup and a laxative. Think I’ll call it, “Letter Rip”.

I’ve concluded that my mind is like an etch-a-sketch. I shake my head and it erases everything.

Dr Bob Griffin

"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"