A woman phoned her husband at work for a chat.
HIM: "I'm sorry, dear, but I'm up to my neck in work today and I can't talk right now."
HER: "But I've got some good news and some bad news for you, honey."
HIM: "OK, darling, but since I'm so short on time right now, just give me the good news now."
HER: "Well, all right. At least the air bag works."
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"