03/22/16 Grif.Net - For Kids
Robert Griffin
Q. During the Flood, where did Noah keep the bees?
A. In ark hives
Q. Instead of his nose, why did Grandpa cover his mouth when he sneezed?
A. To catch his teeth.
Q. Why was the Egyptian child confused?
A. Her daddy was her mummy.
Q. How do you make an artichoke?
A. Strangle it.
Q. Why bring a rope to the Basketball Tournament?
A. To tie the score.
Q. Why are fishermen and shepherds not to be trusted?
A. Because they live by hook and by crook.
Q. Why is Bob so cruel in the kitchen?
A. He whips the cream, strains the soup and makes the beef stew.
Q. Why did the man bring a bag of feathers to the used car lot?
A. He wanted to make a down payment.
Q. Why was the little shoe sad?
A. His father was a sneaker, his mother was a loafer and all his friends stuck their tongues out at him.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"