11/24/06 Grif.Net - Thanksgiving Weekend with the Kids
Dr Bob Griffin
try these suggestions for riddles about Thanksgiving, sure to bring a groan,
er, smile]
Q. What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A. If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. Chickens get Thanksgiving day off.
Q. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A. Their age
Q. Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A. Because they use such fowl language
Q. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A. Yes - a building can't jump at all
Q. How can you make a turkey float?
A. First, you need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey
Q. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A. Plymouth Rock
Q. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A. The outside
Q. What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A. The turKEY
Q. What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A. Boy! I'm stuffed!
Love, Grandpa (Dr Bob), www.grif.net