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May 26, 2026, 12:32:30 PMMay 26
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.
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This sentence contains exactly threee erors.
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“God, how long is a million years?”
“To me, it’s about a minute.”
“God, how much is a million dollars?”
“To me, it’s a penny.”
“God, may I have a penny?”
“Wait a minute.”
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Dr. Bob Griffin
“Abhorring all my sin, adoring only Him”
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