03/09/26 Grif.Net - Put Down

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[Taken from the March 9, 2011—15 years ago today— Grif Net but still useable for us, Sometimes you just need a way to get back at someone for their comments or conduct or character or just the way they are in general.  Try a few of these on for size.  Look 'em in the eye and say sweetly . . . ]

 

I suppose your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade

 

I suppose you can say complete sentences without using a single word from Webster's Dictionary

 

I suppose your belt buckle is bigger than most hubcaps

 

I suppose you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it

 

I suppose you have to dust off the silverware each year when relatives come over for Thanksgiving

 

I suppose your friends think you are a celebrity because your picture appears in post offices throughout the country.

 

I suppose you've sent in a resume to appear on America's Most Wanted

 

I suppose you think the "seven-year itch" has something to do with your underwear

 

I suppose your attention span is shorter than a documentary on French war heroes

 

I suppose you've gotten a rejection letter from an ugly contest because they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."

 

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Dr. Bob Griffin

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