06/03/24 Grif.Net - First of the Month Humor Attempt

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[We try to start the first weekday of each month serving you some truly funny jokes.  In June it appears we will fail again. But failure for 332 months in a row (since 1996) does not stop us from offering a more mediocre fare that will hopefully bring at least a slight smile to your face.]

What happened to the magazine about ceiling fans?

It went out of business due to poor circulation.


What word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?


What does a house wear?
A dress.


What does an English penguin use to construct its house?
Igloos it together.


What do you receive when you ask a lemon for help?



What did the sore mummy found in the Great Pyramid say it needed after so many years?
A Cairo-practor


What happened when I was asked how many grif net puns were published in Germany?
I replied, "Nein"


What was the result of some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaping?

It was otter chaos.



Dr Bob Griffin

b...@grif.net www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"

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