06/03/24 Grif.Net - First of the Month Humor Attempt
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[We try to start the first weekday of each month serving you some truly funny jokes. In June it appears we will fail again. But failure for 332 months in a row (since 1996) does not stop us from offering a more mediocre fare that will hopefully bring at least a slight smile to your face.]
What happened to the magazine about ceiling fans?
It went out of business due to poor circulation.
What word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?
Incorrectly
What does a house wear?
A dress.
What does an English penguin use to construct its house?
Igloos it together.
What do you receive when you ask a lemon for help?
Lemonaid.
What did the sore mummy found in the Great Pyramid say it needed after so many years?
A Cairo-practor
What happened when I was asked how many grif net puns were published in Germany?
I replied, "Nein"
What was the result of some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaping?
It was otter chaos.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
