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Sep 11, 2023, 10:27:03 AM9/11/23
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Have you heard that . . .

>Velcro is a complete rip-off?

 

>AutoCorrect isn’t always write?

 

>an Irishman walked OUT of a bar?

 

>Head & Shoulders is developing a body wash called ‘Knees & Toes’?

 

>there are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data?

 

>the Black-Eyed Peas can sing us a song, but Chick Peas can hummus one?

 

>the Boss told me that as a security guard, it’s my job to watch the office. I’m on season 6, but I’m not sure what it’s got to do with security. 

 

>the CEO of Ikea was appointed Prime Minister of Sweden and is currently assembling his cabinet?

 

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