Have you heard that . . .
>Velcro is a complete rip-off?
>AutoCorrect isn’t always write?
>an Irishman walked OUT of a bar?
>Head & Shoulders is developing a body wash called ‘Knees & Toes’?
>there are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data?
>the Black-Eyed Peas can sing us a song, but Chick Peas can hummus one?
>the Boss told me that as a security guard, it’s my job to watch the office. I’m on season 6, but I’m not sure what it’s got to do with security.
>the CEO of Ikea was appointed Prime Minister of Sweden and is currently assembling his cabinet?
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"