04/23/20 Grif.Net - Famous Comments on the Virus
Robert Griffin
Hannibal Lecter said, “If the food runs out, at least we still have each other.”
The Terminator told us: “Look for toilet paper in Aisle B, back.”
Forrest Gump commented, “And just like that, all the liberals that hated plastic straws and cups are now buying plastic gloves.”
My travel agent offered a great deal. “Book a 1-week cruise, get 3-weeks on-board free, Use promo code ‘Corona’.”
From ESPN: “With so many sporting events postponed or cancelled, we will broadcast the World Championship of Origami on paper view.”
Tim the Tool Man asked, “Do you know who won the social distancing challenge of the 1990’s? My neighbor Wilson.”
Bernie said, “Shelves empty? Jobs disappeared? Economy in shambles? People sitting on their couch watching TV and waiting for hand-outs from the government? My job is done.”
Granny Clampett said, “If common sense were lard, most of my neighbors wouldn’t have enough to grease a pan.”
Detective Adrian Monk asked, “Whose laughing at my cleaning OCD now?”
Our local Bookstore clerk suggested, “Don’t panic-buy toilet paper. Buy books instead. A good book will pass the time and keep you from touching your face. A bad book will solve the toilet paper problem.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
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