04/07/21 Grif.Net - Time for Grandpa Jokes: Day 2

[Robert Griffin]

[Kids worked hard helping clean the garage. They deserve better.  But more lame jokes. Tough luck, kids.]

 

Grandpa’s favorite word is "drool."  It just rolls off his tongue.

 

I like to spend every day as if it's my last. Staying in bed and calling for a nurse to bring me more pudding.

 

Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight. There would be mass confusion.

 

I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.

 

What does a house wear? Address.

 

I'm thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it's only holding me back.

 

I watched hockey before it was cool. They were basically swimming.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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