What was Icarus’ least favorite food?
Hot wings.
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The last thing my grandfather said before he died was “Pints, liters, gallons!”
That spoke volumes to me.
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The oldest computer can be traced to Adam and Eve.
Yes, it was an Apple.
But with an extremely limited memory.
Just one byte.
Then everything crashed.
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I got fired from my job as a cook for stealing kitchen equipment.
It was a whisk I was willing to take.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"