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Aug 4, 2023, 10:12:01 AM8/4/23
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What was Icarus’ least favorite food?

Hot wings.

 

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The last thing my grandfather said before he died was “Pints, liters, gallons!”

That spoke volumes to me.

 

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The oldest computer can be traced to Adam and Eve.

Yes, it was an Apple.

But with an extremely limited memory.

Just one byte.

Then everything crashed.

 

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I got fired from my job as a cook for stealing kitchen equipment.

It was a whisk I was willing to take.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"

 


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