08/03/26 Grif.Net - About Mothers
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[Starting a week of “family humor”, with Mom, of course.]
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Great moms turn them off first.
I asked my mom what I could get her for Mother’s Day.
She said she’d really like a doctor for a son-in-law.
Why is a computer so smart?
It listens to its motherboard.
A kid asks his dad, “What’s a man?”
The dad says, “A man is someone who is responsible and cares for their family.”
The kid replies, “I hope one day I can be a man just like mom!”
Sweater: Something you wear when your mom gets cold.
It’s not easy being a mom.
If it were, dads would do it.
Mom logic: If you fall out of that tree and break your legs, don’t come running to me!
What three words can solve all of Dad’s problems?
“Ask your mother.”
Daughter: Mom, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?
Mom: I don’t know. You’ll have to ask grandma.
My Dad thinks he wears the trousers in our house,
but it’s always Mom who tells him which pair to put on!
~~~
Dr. Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I Love”
