06/08/20 Grif.Net - A Weak with the Paraprosdokians (1)

[Robert Griffin]

[A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is surprising or unexpected for humorous or dramatic effect. This word is from two Greek words meaning “beyond expectation.” It has given rise to many humorous “one-liners” as well. First installment is about love and relationships]

 

**If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive.

 

**Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.

 

**I miss my ex so often that it shows I really need a laser sight.

 

**A woman’s place is in charge.

 

**The last time I was someone’s type, I was donating blood.

 

**Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

 

**Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

 

**I’m a heroine addict; I need to be with women who have saved someone’s life.

 

**I always thought it was polite to open the door for a lady, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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