03/25/10 Grif.Net - Error Messages

[Dr. Bob]

[I'm worried that my Windows Program is trying to take over my life. Here
are some recent messages I've received]

* Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

* CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)

* Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)

* Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

* Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

* Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!

* Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.

* Close your eyes and press escape three times.

* Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

* Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)

* COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.

* Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

* User Error: Replace user.

* Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"

* Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been
deleted. The police are on the way.

~~ 
Dr Bob Griffin
b...@grif.net www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"