05/20/24 Grif.Net - Slowing Figuring It Out

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People think "icy" is the easiest word to spell. Come to think of it, I see
why.



I wonder if this pool is safe for diving? Guess it deep ends.



Found a pencil with erasers on both ends. Talk about pointless.



I dislike my appearance with a beard. But I'm slowly changing my mind as it
grows on me.



I phoned the help line but got a recorded message that all the advisors were
engaged. I was delighted for them, but my computer is still not working
right.



The boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke. I shared my
paycheck as the first power-point slide.



I got a job at a paperless office. Everything was great until I needed to
use the bathroom.



I couldn't work today because of an eye problem. I just can't see myself
working today.



The boss says, "This is the third time you've been late for work this week.
Do you know what that means?" I quickly answered, "That it's only
Wednesday?"



I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they
have to work twice as hard when I'm around.



~~

Dr Bob Griffin

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"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"



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