10/28/13 Grif.Net - Art Supplies

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Dr Bob Griffin

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Oct 28, 2013, 2:05:06 AM10/28/13
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I used to work in an art supply store. We sold artists' canvas by the yard,
and you could get it in either of two widths: 36 inches or 48 inches.

Customer: "Can you please cut some canvas for me?"

Me: "Certainly, what width?"

Customer: (confused and slightly annoyed) "Scissors?"

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Dr Bob Griffin
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