06/06/13 Grif.Net - New Country Music

[Dr Bob Griffin]

[Jim forwarded these Country Songs that never quite made the greatest hits
list. They are almost as bad as the summer reading lists I've been sending]

"I'm Depressed Because All My Jeans Are Blue"

"I Wouldn't Take Her To a Dog Fight, Even If She Promised to Win"

"The Last Letters in Lonesome Is 'Me'"

"I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone Than Another Night With You"

"They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breaking Out"

"You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life"

"Take My Memory of You With You When You Go"

"If Love were Oil, I'd Be a Quart Low"

"Don't Run Through The Screen Door Honey - You'll Only Strain Yourself"

"My Sweet Tooth Says 'I Wanna', But My Wisdom Tooth Says 'No'"

"They Say Only Love Can Break a Heart, But Maybe an Ax Will Do"

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Dr Bob Griffin
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"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"