Why does the military only allow uniform dress shirts at its ceremonies?
Because civilian casual tees are unacceptable.
What kind of shirts do Wisconsin farmers wear?
Crop tops.
My friend loses his cool every time he tries to arrange his shirts in the wardrobe.
I think he needs some help with hanger management.
A psychic is buying clothes:
Employee: How about this one?
Psychic: That shirt is too small.
Employee: You didn’t even try it on.
Psychic: I’m a medium.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"