06/13/23 Grif.Net - Wrong Answers
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[Children may give a ‘different’ answer to questions than what adults expect, but many of those bring a smile)
Q: How did God part the Red Sea to allow His people to cross?
A: With a seesaw
Q: How can you tell a Dogwood tree from an Oak tree?
A: By its bark
Q: Why are the little hairs on a bee sticky?
A: Because it uses a honeycomb
Q: What runs faster: cold or hot?
A: Hot is faster because you can catch a cold
Q: What do you call a tree small enough to fit in your hand?
A: A palm tree
Q: What was the first animal to go into space?
A: The cow that jumped over the moon
Q: When should you buy a canary?
A: When it’s going cheep
Q: Can you train a firefly as a pet like you would a dog?
A: Probably, since they seem very bright
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
