In ancient Egypt cats were worshipped as gods. They have not forgotten this.
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It’s hardly ever for them.
Does the animal’s size really matter? Whales are endangered while the ant seems to be doing just fine.
Everything comes to those who wait. Except a cat.
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and give them food.
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
A Dachshund is an animal half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long.
You can lead your horse to water, but a pencil has to be lead.
Taking grandkids to the river, I find that a duck’s opinion of me is heavily influenced by whether or not I have bread.
Winston Churchill said, “I’m fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. But pigs treat us as equals.”
I told my grandson to help give the cat a bath. Now he wants to know how to get rid of the fur on his tongue.
We joined a protest against animal testing. After all, they get nervous and give the wrong answers anyway.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"