05/03/07 Grif.Net - Jokes for my Grandkids
Dr Bob Griffin
A. Pilgrims
Q. What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
A. Spring-time!
Q. When do monkeys fall from the sky?
A. During Ape-ril showers!
Q. Can February March?
A. No, but April May!
Q. What flowers grow on faces?
A. Tulips (Two-lips)!
Q. Why is the letter A like a flower?
A. A bee (B) comes after it!
Q. What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
A. De-calf-inated
Q. Why do chicken coops have two doors?
A. Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Q. Why should you never tell secrets in a garden?
A. Because the corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beans talk
(beanstalk)
Q: Which is more important, the sun or the moon?
A: The moon. It shines when it is dark, but the sun shines when it is light
anyway
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given