08/12/19 Grif.Net - Shout Out to Grandfathers
Robert Griffin
[Hey, you know it’s the only way they’ll hear.]
*My grandpa says he survived mustard gas and pepper spray during the war. He said this made him a seasoned veteran.
*My grandpa told me he’d personally seen the Titanic, and from the beginning he warned people that ship would sink and no one listened. Finally he was kicked out of the theater.
*My grandpa collapsed and we called paramedics. He was old and couldn’t remember his blood type, so they could not help him. As he died, he kept whispering “be positive, be positive”, but it’s hard without him.
*My grandpa is really frustrated that he has to use a chair lift to go upstairs. I think it’s driving him up the wall.
*My grandpa saw me watching soccer on TV and asked “Who’s playing?”. I said it was Austria-Hungary. Then he asked, “Against whom?”
*My grandpa always said, “Don’t watch your money; watch your health.” One day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. I think it was grandpa.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"