03/04/22 Grif.Net - If

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If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?

 

If you were truly telekinetic, could raise my hand?

 

If I could say a few words, would I be a better public speaker.

 

If you had a beautiful pumpkin, would it be gourdgeous?

 

If you travel on a flying carpet, is it a rugged experience?

 

If artists wear sketchers, do linguists wear converse?

 

If a dating couple goes to the gym, will it help their relationship work out?

 

If alarm clocks hit you back in the morning, would they be more alarming?

 

If the Evening News begins with “Good evening”, why do we listen to it when it isn’t?

 

If the future, the present, and the past walked into the same room, would things get a little tense?

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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