09/12/22 Grif.Net - Monday at the Water Cooler
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[Remember the old days at work when you overheard odd snippets of conversation at coffee break or in the corridors? Imagine your reaction to these.]
A woman had a baby, then simply set fire to all the bills the hospital and doctor sent. As she skipped town without paying, she decided to name the little girl Bernadette.
My grandpa went bald by age 50, but he still carried a comb in his pocket. Obviously, he just couldn’t part with it.
When you die, what part of the body dies last? My optician said it is the pupils in your eyes. They dilate.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope.
Exaggerations have become an epidemic. They went up by a million percent last year.
I enjoy my two living-room lamps, but never get that close to them. Guess we have an on-off relationship.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"