Both of my friends asked me what was going on in my life. So I shared this update about my life.
> My daughter gave me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor.
> My dog is smart. I asked him what was two minus two and he said nothing.
> My youngest son asked me about taxes. First thing I did was eat 38% of his ice cream.
> My bicycle can’t even stand up by itself. Evidently it is two tired.
> My wife agreed that a husband is like a fine wine and just gets better with age. Now she’s locked me in the cellar.
> My oldest son is blaming me for ruining his birthday. That's ridiculous; I didn't even know it was today! (Happy Birthday, JP)
> My pony couldn't sing. I think it was a little horse.
> My snowman threw a tantrum when I mentioned “spring”. He had a meltdown in the yard.
> My doctor ordered me to have an x-ray. Guess he wants to see if there’s any change in me.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"