08/14/23 Grif.Net - From the Archives
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[Looking back 25 years to an old Grif Net offering and noting that the humor today is no better. I was teaching college in Minnesota and think this was an old worn-out joke then.]
Four men were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse went up to the first guy and said, "Congratulations! You're the father of twins."
"That's odd," answers the man. "I work for the Minnesota Twins!"
Another nurse entered and told the second fellow, "Congratulations! You're the father of triplets!"
"That's weird," he answered. "I work for the 3M company!"
A few minutes later a nurse walked up to the third man, "Congratulations! Your wife just delivered quadruplets!"
"That's strange," he answers. "I work for the Four Seasons hotel in Minneapolis."
The last man in the room started groaning and banging his head against the wall. "What's wrong?", the others asked with great concern.
"I work for the Twin Cities bottler of 7 Up!"
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
