03/24/20 Grif.Net - I'm a Senior Citizen (part 1)

[Robert Griffin]

I’M A SENIOR CITIZEN and proud of it!

 

I’m the life of the party even when it lasts until 8 p.m.

 

I’m very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer.

 

I’m usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going.

 

I’m the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go.

 

I’m smiling all the time because I can’t hear a word you’re saying.

 

I’m very good at telling stories. Over and over and over and over.

 

I’m aware that other people’s grandchildren are not as bright as mine.

 

I’m so cared for – long term care, eye care, private care, dental care.

 

I’m not grouchy, I just don’t like traffic, waiting, crowds, children, politicians.

 

I’m wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that’s just my left leg.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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