04/24/23 Grif.Net - Fishing for Answers
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[Fun for the whole family]
Q: What is the best way to catch a whole school of fish?
A: With bookworms.
Q: What makes the shrimp not share his treasure?
A: He’s a little shellfish.
Q: Why don’t fish play basketball?
A: Because they’re scared of the net.
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh.
Q: Who can you hire to build a giant boat?
A: I Noah guy.
Q: How do you refer to a fish wearing a bowtie?
A: So-fish-ticated.
Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.
Q: What part of a fish weighs the most?
A: The scales.
Q: Where are most fish found?
A: Between their head and tail.
Q: What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
A: You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.
If you think of a better fish pun, let minnow…
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
