08/12/16 Grif.Net - Musings of an Overheating Mind
Robert Griffin
We can teach kids there’s no “i” in team, but it’s way more important to teach them that there’s no “a” in definitely.
I think it’s pretty cool that the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos.
Instagram is just Twitter for people who actually go outside.
You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.
Been reading in the thesaurus lately because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage.
The closest thing I’ve had to a diet this year is erasing food searches from my browser history.
Cooking may be easy, but it is not easier than not cooking.
So what if I can’t spell ‘Armageddon’? It’s not like it’s the end of the world.
I’m starting a 12-step program for compulsive talkers. Calling it On Anon Anon.
In baseball, translating the Los Angeles Angels is the equivalent of saying “The The Angels Angels”.
And the best?
Bifocals are God’s way of saying, “Keep your chin up”.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"