[MAY IS A MONTH OF PUNS. Each weekday, we will share a couple truly bad word-plays, puns and groaners.]
Q: Bob, why do French eat snails?
A: They don’t like fast food.
Q: Bob, what really grinds your gears?
A: People who borrow my sports car but don’t know how to drive a stick shift.
Q: Bob, how can you tell which is a female ant or male ant?
A: Put then in water. The girl ant will sink and the boy ant will float.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"