05/22/18 Grif.Net - Month of PUns, #16

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Robert Griffin

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May 22, 2018, 9:34:41 AM5/22/18
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[MAY IS A MONTH OF PUNS.  Each weekday, we will share a couple truly bad word-plays, puns and groaners.]

Q: Bob, why do French eat snails?
A: They don’t like fast food.

 

Q: Bob, what really grinds your gears?
A: People who borrow my sports car but don’t know how to drive a stick shift.

 

Q: Bob, how can you tell which is a female ant or male ant?

A: Put then in water. The girl ant will sink and the boy ant will float.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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