Q: Where did they put the snowman who was misbehaving in jail?
A: Ice-olation.
Q: What is a snowman’s favorite food?
A: Chilli.
Q: Why is Frosty never late?
A: Because time waits for snowman.
Q: What do snowmen eat at a picnic?
A: Sandwiches with Cold cuts and iceberg lettuce, cold-slaw, with iced tea or a slushy
Q: Why are snowmen great at parties?
A: They always break the ice.
Q: What is snowmen’s favorite part of the North Pole Weather News?
A: The Windchill Report!
Q: What do you say to a stressed snowman?
A: Chill out.
Q: What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen think are the best?
A: I.C.
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Dr. Bob Griffin
b...@grif.net www.grif.net
“1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given”