11/07/25 Grif.Net - Confessions of a Senior Citizen (part 5)

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“I know my doctor thinks I’m getting old when the specialist he referred me to was an archaeologist.”

“I’m so old, I remember when the Dead Sea was middle-aged.”

“I’m learning that ‘old people’ are just ‘young people’ who have been alive for a very, very long time.”

“I found that with age comes wisdom … and hair in really weird places.”

“I’m thinking that this may be the year to start lying about my age.”

“I recognize that at my age, the only pole dancing I do is while holding on to the safety bar in the bathtub.”

“I’m getting older and wider instead of older and wiser.”

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Dr Bob Griffin

“It is not enough to stare up the steps;
we must step up the stairs “