07/05/23 Grif.Net - Status Updates
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Mike B concluded, “This year's Spelling Bee winner correctly spelled ‘psammophile.’ I'll use it in a sentence: if you can spell psammophile, you're a geek.”
Ken H said, “I don't understand why people must ‘get ready’ for bed. I'm always ready for bed.”
Dellis W boasted, “I got a job working at a wind farm. It has been a breeze, so far.”
Alric S claimed, “I was in a band called ‘Lost Dog.’ I'm sure you have seen our posters.”
Florence J warned, “Husbands, if your wife does something wrong, carefully explain to her how your mother used to do it. She will appreciate the advice and strive to do it just like your mother did.”
Tim S admitted, “I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than the recipe called for has never been one of them.”
Russell W added, “If your wife is mad at you, buy a fishing pole. She’ll still be mad, but you’ll have a new pole.”
Scott M shared, “My friend claims he can print a gun on his 3D printer. I’m not impressed. I’ve had a Canon printer for years.”
Denny Z related, “Heard that Dunkin’ Donuts is planning to open a shop for Presbyterians. Guess they will call it Sprinklin’ Donuts.”
Robert C wondered, “Of my wife wants me to do stuff around the house, why does she do it herself a month after she asks?”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
