07/06/18 Grif.Net - Church Signs for the Summer

[Robert Griffin]

[Interesting (and sometimes absurd) new and old signs seen on churches]

 

"Do you think ice cream is great? Just wait until you try our Sundays!"

 

"We need kneeology not theology."

 

"Exercise your soul, walk with God"

 

"Serving Soul Food This Sunday"  and on the other side of the sign:

"Ask for the Holy Ghost Special"

 

"All of our seats come with first class service"

 

"To avoid burning, use Sonblock"

 

"Come in for a Breath of fresh Prayer"

 

"Vote theocrat"

 

"You catch 'em, He'll clean 'em"

 

"Liberals – Just Keep Driving"

 

"You think it's hot here?"

 

"Sermon: Eternal Retribution. All are welcome."

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

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