02/09/26 Grif.Net - Another Vegetable Joke
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[My jokes last week about apples, bananas, and avocados raised a crop of obviously jealous readers. But I just don’t carrot all and am going to continue for a while.]
Why was Frosty inspecting the carrots at the grocery store?
He was picking his nose.
What do you call a carrot with 4 sides?
A square root.
’What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
I couldn’t find the thingy that peels potatoes and carrots, so I asked my kids if they’d seen it.
Apparently, she went to her mother two days ago.
How do you make your vegetable soup golden?
Add 24 carrots.
What did the rabbit say to the lettuce?
Romaine calm, I’m here for the carrots.
I called the police to remove some carrots from my fridge…
They were disturbing the peas.
What do you call a carrot that talks back to you?
A fresh vegetable.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
“Do you smell carrots?”
~~~
Dr. Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I Love”
