06/22/20 Grif.Net - Common Questions on Having Babies
Robert Griffin
Q #1. Should I have a baby after 35?
A. No, 35 children is enough.
Q #2. When will my baby move?
A. With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q #3. How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
A. If it's the flu, in a week you'll get better.
Q #4. Since I became pregnant, my body seems to have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?
A. Yes, your bladder.
Q #5. What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A. For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
Q #6. What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A. Childbirth.
Q #7. The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A. Maybe because you're fatter than they are.
Q #8. My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A. So what's your question?
Q #9. Do I have to have a baby shower?
A. Not if you changed the baby’s diaper quickly.
Q #10. Our baby is about a week old. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A. See answer to question #2.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"