06/15/20 Grif.Net - Status Updates
Robert Griffin
Sharon C reminds us, “Daniel slept in a lion’s den. Peter slept in a prison. Jesus slept in a storm. No matter what the circumstances, you can always take a nap.”
Ken M wonders, “I hope Elon Musk never gets in a scandal. Elongate would be really drawn out."
Bruce M quipped, “They say you shouldn't go grocery shopping when you're hungry. but I ran out of food a few days ago, and it's just getting worse.”
Lucy V (Peanuts} proclaimed, “Everyone is entitled to my opinion.”
Rusty S admitted, “I went to the paint store to get thinner. It didn’t work.”
Speaking of shopping, Susan H complained, “I hate it when I buy rice cakes, kale and prunes and when I get home I find the bag has Oreos instead.”
Daniel M confessed, “I’m as bored as an Amish electrician.”
Billy F warns, “Never invite an arsonist to a house warming party.”
Jon A answered his wife who had said she didn’t understand cloning. “Well, that makes two of us.”
Lyssa Z said, “I don’t expect everything in life to be handed to me. Just set it down anywhere.”
Wayne M recently signed up for a course on how to deal with life's disappointments. He wrote, “Yesterday, I received my first lesson in the mail. It was an empty envelope.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"