12/30/21 Grif.Net - Status Updates (After Christmas Edition)
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Scott M admits, “Managing your weight around the holidays requires a little planning. For example, I just took the batteries out of my scale.”
Evelyn E advises, “Due to rampant inflation and rising food costs, the 5-second rule has been extended to 10-seconds.”
Ken H warns, “Having plans for Christmas break seems like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave the house.”
Donna E shared, “Early Christmas morning I curled up under the Christmas tree, reminding the kids that having me as their mom is the best gift.”
Local Law Office advertises, “If your grandmother was run over by a reindeer, you may be entitled to compensation.”
Mel M gave us his recipe: “My rum and raisin cake is gluten free. It’s also raisin free. And cake free. Don’t even need a fork to enjoy it; just a glass.”
Renee S relates, “Hello, poison control? I was at a party and drank unsweetened tea.”
Brad K rejoiced: “I got offered a job at the bicycle factory in 2022. Evidently they want me as their spokesman.”
Scottie S teaches his kids, “Chocolate is God’s apology for creating broccoli.”
Vickie B laments, “I hate typos. One mistake and my whole Christmas letter was urined.”
Mark W suggests, “They ought to move Christmas to summer when the stores are not so crowded.”
Gigi C asks, “So … now that Christmas is over, can we skip right to spring?”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"