04/14/26 Grif.et - Losing Weight (+ Daffynitions Quiz Answers)
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Thoughts on Losing Weight -
"A diet is a weigh of life."
"It's not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it's the seconds."
"It's something most of us do religiously: We eat what we want and pray we don't gain weight."
"The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat."
But this simple "Italian Pasta Diet" looks good. If you want to lose weight . . .
1. You walka pasta da bakery
2. You walka pasta da ice cream shop
3. You walka pasta da candy store
4. You walka pasta da table and da fridge
[Reprint from April 13, 2006)
**QUIZ ANSWERS**
x. Two bicycles that look exactly alike = Identical Schwinn’s
1. A scientist whose career is in ruins = Archaeologist
2. Snakes that only eat dessert = Pythons
3. A night watchman = Astronomer
4. A highly educated worm = Bookworm
5. Place to save money for a rainy day = Cloud bank
6. What kites are made of = Flypaper
7. An old timer = Grandfather Clock
8. Cramp Counselor = Massage therapist
9. A man who is the soul support of his family = Minister
10. Hook for a jacket = Hangnail
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Dr. Bob Griffin
“Abhorring all my sin, adoring only Him”
