12/28/17 Grif.Net - If you Don't Like the Gift

[Robert Griffin]

TOP TEN THINGS TO SAY ABOUT A CHRISTMAS GIFT YOU DIDN'T LIKE

 

10. Hey! There's a gift!

 

  9. Well, well, well ...

 

  8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit.

 

  7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.

 

  6. Boy, I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires.

 

  5. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!

 

  4. I love it -- but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

 

  3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.

 

  2. To think -- I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.

 

And the Number One Thing to say about a Christmas gift you don't like:

 

  1. "I really don't deserve this."

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"