Top 10 Things You Will NEVER Hear Dad Say]
- Well, what do you know? I'm lost. We'll have to stop and get some directions.
- Honey, you are thirteen now. I bet you're ready to start dating.
- Here are the keys to my new car. Oh, take my credit card, too. Have fun!
- Football? You want to play football? What about figure skating, son?
- I like all your friends, sweetie.
- Mom and I are going away for the weekend. Would you like to throw a party?
- Sorry, I don't know what is wrong with your car.
- Son, let's go to the mall and get you an earring.
- You don't need a job! I have plenty of money for you to buy what you want.
- My birthday? Don't worry about that. It's no big deal!
[repeated upon request]
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Dr Bob Griffin
“From all harm safe in His sheltering arms
I'm living by faith and feel no alarm.”