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Top 10 Things You Will NEVER Hear Dad Say]

- Well, what do you know? I'm lost. We'll have to stop and get some directions.

- Honey, you are thirteen now. I bet you're ready to start dating.

- Here are the keys to my new car. Oh, take my credit card, too. Have fun!

- Football? You want to play football? What about figure skating, son?

- I like all your friends, sweetie.

- Mom and I are going away for the weekend. Would you like to throw a party?

- Sorry, I don't know what is wrong with your car.

- Son, let's go to the mall and get you an earring.

- You don't need a job! I have plenty of money for you to buy what you want.

- My birthday? Don't worry about that. It's no big deal!

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