[Deep Thoughts to keep your minds functioning on a cold winter day]
** It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
** People often accuse me of stealing other’s jokes and being a plagiarist. Their words — not mine…
** What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? Personally, I don’t know, and I don’t care.
** I wish there was a button on the TV remote to turn up the intelligence. There’s a button labeled “brightness”, but it obviously doesn’t work.
** What’s the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce "unionized."
** This sentence contains exactly threee erors.
** There are 10 kinds of people in the world - Those who read binary and those who don't.
~~ANSWERS TO “NAME THAT DISNEY TUNE” QUIZ~~
1. "Some Day My Prince Will Come"
(Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)
2. "When You Wish Upon A Star"
(Pinocchio)
3. "The Bare Necessities"
(The Jungle Book)
4. "A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes"
(Cinderella)
5. "When Will My Life Begin"
(Tangled)
6. "Go The Distance"
(Hercules)
7. "One Jump Ahead"
(Aladdin)
8. “Love
(Robin Hood)
9. “Baby Mine
(Dumbo)
10. “Love Is A Song”
(Bambi)
11. "Almost There"
(The Princess and the Frog)
12. "Let It Go"
(Frozen)
13. "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
(Mary Poppins)
14. "You've Got A Friend In Me"
(Toy Story)
15. "Colors of the Wind"
(Pocahontas)
16. "Be Our Guest"
(Beauty and the Beast)
17. "Circle of Life"
(The Lion King)
18. "The Unbirthday Song"
(Alice In Wonderland)
19. "You Can Fly"
(Peter Pan)
20. "Best of Friends"
(The Fox and the Hound)
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"