[My friend Wayne overheard this in the courtroom]
Attorney: "Isn't it true that you've been running around with another woman?"
Witness: "Yes, but you can't prove it!"
Judge: "Do you know what would happen to you if you told a lie?"
Witness: "I would go to hell!"
Judge: "Is that all?"
Witness: "Isn't that enough!?"
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"