05/27/21 Grif.Net - Overheard at My House

[Robert Griffin]

[Yes, I’ve been retired 6 weeks now, but I’ve been practicing these lines for a while.  Here is what a fly-on-the-wall might hear at the Griffin’s place]

 

1. Why is the print on these instructions so small?

 

2. Wait. What did I come into this room for?

 

3. Stupid scale. That can’t be right.

 

4. Has anyone seen my phone?

 

5. Now they want $5.00 for a box of cereal AND they shrunk the box to boot?

 

6. Who cares if I look good.  I’m comfortable and that’s all that matters.

 

7. I could have sworn that was my password.

 

8. Shoot. Did I already take my pills today or was that yesterday?

 

9. Sorry. I forgot what we were just talking about.

 

10. Who is the world is calling me after 9:00 pm?

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

b...@grif.net www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"