11/15/17 Grif.Net - Around our House (part 3)
Robert Griffin
**1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either me, my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Zhang Wei. But personally, I think it's Colin.
**How many more times are my kids going to ask me if I know where something is before they realize they're asking the wrong parent?
**First woman: My son came to visit for summer vacation.
Second woman: How nice! Did you meet him at the airport?
First woman: Oh, no. I've known him since he was born.
**Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
**My five-year-old: "I don't want to be your daughter anymore. I QUIT!"
No two-week notice or anything. She'd better not expect a reference.
**My son was like "I got a D in my math" and I was like "That's really bad"
My wife was like "You need to stop helping him with his homework."
**Me: *sneaks out of the house* *drives to another state* *hides in a cave* *quietly opens a bag of chips*
My kids: Can we have some?
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"