06/13/24 Grif.Net - Musings of the Minds (part 4)

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[Famous people share thoughts that are humorous, witty, or insightful at which we can smile today. This week we will enjoy their entertaining quotations and find at least one to make our own each day!]

"To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone."
Reba McEntire

 

"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'"
Tommy Cooper

 

”Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.”

Billy Sunday

 

"My ex had weekly lessons with the devil on how to become more evil. I don't know how much she charged him though."

Emo Phillips

 

"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers."
Matt Groening

 

"If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
George Gobel

 

“Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.”

Leslie Nielsen

 

“I don’t believe in reincarnation, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.”

Shane Richie

 

“When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.”
Erma Bombeck

 

“I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.”
Mitch Hedberg

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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