04/25/17 Grif.Net - Virtues of Being from Wyoming
Robert Griffin
When God created the world for humankind to prosper and multiply, He decided to give each group two virtues. Examples - He made the Japanese patient & hardworking; He made the Germans tenacious & hard-headed; He made the Americans organized & pragmatic, etc.
When it came to Wyoming, however, God told the angels, "Wyomingites are going to be intelligent, honest and democrats."
When God finished creating the world, the angel noticed that God had given every group two virtues except those in Wyoming who had received three. Thinking this would give an unfair advantage to those fortunate enough to be in Wyoming over the lesser groups of human beings living elsewhere, he pointed this out to God.
God agreed, but since virtues given by God cannot be changed, He proclaimed simply: From now on Wyomingites will KEEP their three virtues, BUT they can only USE two at a time."
This obviously explains today’s reality -
Why a Wyomingite who is a democrat & honest, cannot be intelligent.
Why one who is intelligent & a democrat, cannot be honest.
And why one who is intelligent and honest can never be a democrat.
[feel free to change to your state or your political party – this just works well for Wyoming where I live]
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"