04/25/19 Grif.Net - From the Traffic Helicopter
Robert Griffin
A truck loaded with Vick's Vapor Rub overturned on ta Wyoming interstate. Amazingly, there was no congestion for 8 hours.
If we put all the cars in America end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
A truck full of marmalade overturned down the street at the corner of 1st and Main. Traffic Jam ahead.
The only traffic I'm looking forward to on Memorial Day weekend is on the internet.
In the middle of Nowhere, Wyoming, a truck with red paint collided with a truck carrying blue paint. The drivers were okay but realized it might be a long time until someone found them and they felt marooned.
Four cars approach a 4-way stop at the same time and wondered who should go first. Three of the drivers decided to let the pick-up truck with a gun rack and bumper sticker saying, “Guns don’t kill people. I do,” proceed first.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"