11/11/19 Grif.Net - Status Update of Friends
Robert Griffin
[And yes, everyone agrees I need new friends]
Linda concluded, “As a Baptist I am exempt from Daylight Saving Time changes. That hour was ‘saved’ last year, and ‘once saved, always saved’.
Ken warned, “Caution. My dog can’t hold its licker.”
Billy owned up: “I always sing like no one’s listening. Except they were listening. And now I'm no longer allowed to touch the intercom phone at Walmart.”
Candace said, “I hate to cancel. I know we made plans two hours ago to get together tonight, but I was younger then, full of hope. Now I’m tired.”
Steven noted, “Sometimes I start a sentence, but then get paroled before I finish it.”
Chuck claimed, “The only luck I believe in is a church pot-luck. Can I get an amen (and a side of casserole)?”
Dale admitted, “I don’t make fun of fat Baptists. They have enough on their plate.”
Marilyn boasted, “I celebrated last night with a couple ‘adult beverages’. Metamucil and Ensure.”
Scott confided, “While talking about our last wishes, I told my wife that I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for next Monday.”
Margaret asked, “How did the telemarketer propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring.”
Linda Kaye reminded us, “If you’re trying to impress me with your vehicle, it better be a food truck.”
Ken M confessed, “I used to hate math, but then I realized decimals have a point.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"